Sorry for it being up so late.
"Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine hits the PA System as Drake Dysfunction makes his way out onto the stage. The audience lightly cheers as Drake makes his way onto the stage.
"This following tag team match is scheduled for a one-fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California and weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty pounds, Drake Dysfunction!"
Drake makes his way to the ring, stopping just short of the squared circle as his theme music dies down. "No Way" by Korn then hits the PA System, Drake's brother making his way onto the stage. Creed makes his way down the ramp, heading towards his brother as the audience continue to lightly cheer.
"And his partner, from Los Angeles, California and weighing in tonight at two hundred and thirty pounds, Creed!"
Creed pats Drake on the back as the two men enter the ring, anxiously awaiting their debuting opponents.
"Gentlemen and ladies...Please put down your expensive champagne...It's about to get ugly in here. Yeah, set it on them motherfuckers, let's go!"
Fort Minor's "Cover & Duck" hits the PA System. Brad Fosters and Buster Honeycutt make their way onto the stage. Brad poses as Buster yells at little kids in the crowd.
"And their opponents, from Portland, Oregon and Grand Rapids, Michigan, weighing in at a combined weight of six hundred and six pounds, Buster Honeycutt and Brad Fosters, The Epicly Epic Pair of Epic Epicness!"
They head to the ring, Brad rolling in and Buster climbing the steps and entering through the ropes. The bell rings and starting off the match is the biggest man in this match Buster Honneycutt and the lightest man Drake Dysfunction. While Honneycutt outweighs Dysfunction by over one hundred pounds one has to remember that Buster is not the sharpest tool in the shed. He attempts to lock up with Drake but, instead of tying up with the brute, "The Giver of Proper Execution" simply steps away. Dysfunction quickly sticks his leg in front of Honneycutt, tripping him and sending the big man onto his dumb face. Buster’s face becomes red with anger as Drake points and laughs at the XWA newbie. The Mexican crowd also laughs at the big dumb dolt.
"Well perhaps Busters is not the smartest man in the match but he’s certainly the biggest. I’d be careful if I were Drake."
"Getting him mad could also have its advantage as well. Who knows? Perhaps Drake is hoping Busters will make a mistake and maybe he can quickly put him away."
Honneycutt is quick to rise but is just as quickly sent back down onto the canvas thanks to a dropkick from Drake Dysfunction. Buster, not being a man known for learning his lesson, gets back up only to again be sent down by a dropkick from Drake. The ever persistent brute gets back onto his feet for a third time and history repeats itself as "The Gatekeeper of the XWA" once again sends Buster onto his back with yet another dropkick. "Hungry Hungry" gets upright for a fourth time. Well, as Drake knows, you can only tell a good joke so many times before it grows stale. Drake takes hold of Buster’s forearm before pulling him and sending him away toward his team’s corner. Dysfunction rushes over to tag his brother Creed in. Dysfunction bends over and holds Honneycutt’s waist, keeping him in the corner while his brother get into the ring. Creed quickly back away before charging at his opponent. "The Abysmal Monster" lifts his leg up to deliver a big boot into Buster’s face! The crowd cheers as the team of brothers take out the big Buster Honneycutt.
"I don’t know how experienced Honneycutt is but he’s being made to look like a fool by Dysfunction."
"Very good tag team wrestling from the two brothers. If they continue like this they’ll put away Buster quickly."
The two brothers work together to lift Buster Honneycutt from the canvas so that they can seat him on the top turnbuckle. Creed climbs onto the second turnbuckle and wraps one of his arms around Buster’s head. He uses the other arm to take hold of Buster’s singlet before lifting him up from the turnbuckle. Creed falls backwards, sending his opponent crashing into the ring with a Superplex! Creed is quick to try and capitalize as he jumps onto Honeycutt’s chest for a pin attempt. The referee is quick to count the pin but his hand only slaps the canvas twice before "Hungry Hungry" is able to kick out! Well you know what they said, if at first you don’t succeed try try again. Creed helps Buster back onto his feet before grabbing hold of his forearm. Again he sends his opponent into his team’s corner with an Irish whip. And once again Creed, with some assistance from Drake Dysfunction, lifts Buster so they can seat him onto the top turnbuckle. Yet again Creed wraps his arm behind Buster’s head. "The Abysmal Monster" takes hold of Buster’s tights and lifts him vertically into the air and again Creed falls backwards sending his opponent crashing into the canvas with a second Superplex! Thing are different however, as Creed begins to make his way toward a pin attempt "Bad" Brad Fosters begins to climb the turnbuckle in his team’s corner. Creed doesn’t notice this as he goes on top of Honeycutt. The referee gets into position to count the pin attempt at Fosters leaps from the top rope, going head first toward Creed and his tag team partner. Brad extends his arm outward, hitting Creed in the back of the head with a flying elbow! The crowd lets out a huge gasp as the referee yells at Brad Fosters for being in the ring while he’s not the legal man.
"Brad Fosters really caught Creed off-guard there! He could have just turned this match around for his team here!"
Creed gets back to his feet and begins to argue with Brad, unwillingly giving Buster time to recover in the ring. Taking two Superplexes in a row can take a lot out of you, but being a man of his size allows for some good durability. By the time the official finally gets Brad onto the apron, Buster has reached his feet. Creed turns around to get back into the match, but Honeycutt rushes full speed at him, leaping into the air and landing an almost Bray Wyatt-like running Crossbody! The audience looks on, a bit surprised at the speed shown by the heavy man. Looking to take more time to recover from the Superplexes, Buster tags in his partner. Brad enters the ring as the heavier man lifts Creed back to his feet, before pulling him onto his shoulders ala a Powerbomb. Brad gets down on one knee, extending his other knee out as Buster goes for the Powerbomb, landing with Creed's back being forced into Foster's knee!
"Wow, what an innovative double team maneuver by Brad and Buster."
"That had to hurt like a bitch, that's for sure."
Buster heads onto the apron before the official really digs into him with bitching about him being in the ring, as Brad goes for a cover. One! Tw--Kickout! Fosters doesn't appear bothered by the kickout at one and a half, as it's still early in the contest. He gets back to his feet, pulling his smaller adversary with him, as Drake looks on from his corner. Brad lands a couple punches to the mid-section of the masked man, before sending him flying towards an unoccupied corner of the ring with an Irish Whip. Running after him, Brad lands a turnbuckle Clothesline to the disoriented opponent. Wobbily, Creed stumbles out of the corner, only to walk into his bigger opponent, whom lifts him onto his shoulder and Powerslams him onto the canvas. "Hashtag Big Dick" raises his arms up and flexes, before kissing his biceps on both arms. "EP in here to win, baby!" he shouts, as the audience jeers.
"Well, this guy isn't shy about his confidence."
"He better focus on the task at hand and not kissing his biceps."
From his team's corner, Buster shouts for Brad's attention. As soon as Fosters looks over, his partner extends his hand over the top rope, looking for a tag. Brad obliges and makes the tag before leaning Creed against the corner and blocking his escape. With their opponent trapped in the corner of the ring, Buster reenters the squared circle and lands a stiff punch to the head of the masked wrestler. Brad exits back onto the apron and Buster pulls Creed into the center of the ring before landing an Atomic Drop. With Creed now stumbling about in pain, Buster runs to the ropes, ricocheting off of them to gain momentum before drilling his adversary with a Clothesline that flips Creed inside-out! Buster goes for the cover. One! Two! Kickout! Drake can be seen from the apron clapping for his brother to try to will him over to his team's corner.
"Creed is in a bad way right now. He needs to make the tag."
"Drake's fresh right now, but Buster and Brad are keeping pretty fresh too. Whatever the case, Creed is not, and you're right to say he needs to make a tag."
Creed starts to crawl towards his team's corner as Buster simply watches with amusement. Eventually, once Creed starts getting close, he steps in front of the smaller man with a grin on his face. "No, no, no," he says, before dropping to his knees and applying a Front Chancery. He then pulls himself and his opponent back up, keeping the chancery applied, as he lets out a light laugh. Creed desperately tries to push his opponent back just far enough that he can reach out and tag his opponent, but it's to no avail. The big man just simply weighs too much. Brad lets go of the hold before pushing Creed backwards, sending him stumbling but not falling. The heavy man then runs at his opponent, looking to take him down, but Creed showcases his athleticism by leap-frogging over the six foot one man, quickly landing on his feet behind him and making the tag! The crowd erupts with cheers as Drake leaps into the air, springboarding off of the top rope and Dropkicking Buster just as he turned around! Running off of adrenaline, Drake runs to the opposing team's corner and lands a stiff elbow shot to the head of Brad that knocks him off the apron before turning his attention back to Buster, whom is now getting up. He runs at him and leaps into the air, looking for a Crossbody, but Buster catches his opponent! He then lifts him up, looking for a Fallaway Slam, but Drake manages to use the momentum of the lift to leap out of his opponent's grasp and flip behind him. He quickly applies a Reverse Chancery before landing a Reverse DDT! Drake goes for the cover. One! Tw--But Buster powers out before two.
"Creed finally got the tag and Drake came out in a big way."
"Yes, but it wasn't enough to pin this big man."
Drake stays on his opposition, laying into him with stomps all over his upper body. Once he feels he's softened him up enough, he takes a few steps back and sets up for the Dysfunction Kick. The fans cheer as they feel it coming, but suddenly those cheers turn to jeers when Brad hits the ring, clearly upset with Drake knocking him off the apron. As the referee tries to simmer the situation between the two arguing men, his back to Drake while he puts most of his focus on the fuming Brad, Dysfunction finds himself dropping to his knees in pain, courtesy of a low blow from the opportunistic Buster! The audience boos heavily as Brad smiles, having seen what the referee didn't. He gets back on the apron and then shouts out at his partner to tag him in. Buster holds up a finger, as if to say "one minute". He quickly turns his attention to his opponent's corner, before running at it and Big Booting Creed right off of the apron! A loud thud is heard as Creed's body falls to the floor. Buster makes his way to his corner and goes for the tag. Brad begins to climb the turnbuckle whilst Honeycutt lifts Drake into an Electric Chair. Once he reached the top turnbuckle, Brad kisses his right bicep before leaping off into a Clothesline, that knocks Drake straight off of Buster's shoulders to land their double team finisher, the Epic Device! Brad goes for the cover. One! Two! Three! Creed tried to slide into the ring to break the move up, but he was too little too late. "Cover & Duck" hits the PA System, accompanied by boos from the audience.
"Brad and Buster pick up a big win in their first match here in XWA."
"No doubt, Mark. I look forward to seeing what these two can do."
The two celebrate in the ring as Creed helps Drake out of it. The show fades to a commercial break.