The main event is sure to be an absolute classic, where the fans are voicing their opinions with absolute invigoration and enthusiasm. Mark Sanction and Tempest, looking at their cliffnotes as per usual to make sure they have all their affairs in order to have everything go without a hitch and their cohesive commentary and banter. Hana Ramierez, the gorgeous female announcer approaches to the middle of the squared circle, ready to announce tonight’s spectacle.
Ramierez: “The following contest is a Tag Team Classic Scramble for a number one contender’s match for the Tag Team titles! Two teams will start the match and every three minutes, a new team will enter. A winner can’t be declared until all teams have entered the contest. First one to gain a pin fall or submission at that point will be declared the winners!”
Sanction: “Well that certainly is a mouthful! Looks like this main event will oversee a lot of turbulence just for a shot at being a number one contender!”
Tempest: “The Tag belts are looking really pretty right now, as well as the holders of the belts.”
Sanction: “The titles do seem like a hot commodity right now, there is no denying this. But that is neither here nor there. Tonight is about six teams with only one having the chance of getting one step closer.”
Charisma by Wasp hits the public announcement system, where Lx-Tim and Grandeza both approach the stage together. Clearly time constraints have caused both men to come out together, as they usually would rather go separately for their own glory sakes.
Ramierez: “Coming to the ring first, the tag team of Grandeza and the current reigning Television Champion, Lx-Tim. They are Nueva Era Tainos!”
Sanction: “Both are here as Grandeza made a costly error in a match against The Inner Circle. Now they look to squeak back into the thick of it by trying to win tonight.”
Tempest: “I hope he had a good talk with Grandeza, since that match cost Tim his undefeated streak on Massacre. He can totally make up for it by getting them back into the tag title hunt.”
Both men arrive in the middle of the four cornered coliseum, discussing some type of strategy. Lx-Tim remains in the ring and Grandeza exits to the apron. "Sole Creation" by Kongh hits, cuing two members of Catastrophe to enter the fray.
Ramierez: “Coming to the ring, at the combined weight of five hundred eight pounds. They are Venym and Nemesys of Catastrophe!”
Sanction: “The Survivors have a chance to get more members of their old guard into the number one contenders match. Should they get in, Layton and Fenric will have their hands full!”
Tempest: “Absolutely true. That is something they can’t afford to have happen. But that is a small chance of happening considering how many teams we have vying for a spot tonight.”
Both men enter the ring, where Venym decides he will start off the match. Nemesys exits to the apron, allowing the contest to initiate!
DING DING DING!!!
The longest reigning Television Champion gawks at Venym, clearly looking confused and looks back at Grandeza whilst pointing at his adversary. Venym glances back at Nemisys, also appearing just as perplexed. “Is that guy that big a fan of me!?” shouts Lx-Tim toward Grandeza, all the while stroking his goatee. Venym decides to take a “ah, fuck it” kind of attitude and floors the Puerto Rican starlet with a tackle, mounting himself atop LX and pounding away voraciously with a multitude of domineering strikes into this face. Having some martial arts training in his back pocket, Tim lifts his forearms, glancing away and hindering the strikes with proper blocking. He grabs one of the incoming fists and uses his legs to shove his opponent’s chest to flip him off on his side. With arm still in hand, Tim slams it hard onto the sweat stained canvas and immediately follows up by stomping the wrist. The History Maker takes this opportunity to encircle his opponent like a vulture picking apart a fallen carcass, stomping upon every limb with intense force. LX drags his adversary to the corner, tagging Grandeza and his cousin ascends the turnbuckle, leaping over Tim to execute a fantastical 450 Splash to issue out great pain! The intro to The Restarts' cover of “Big Rock Candy Mountain” blurts through the arena’s PA system as XWA’s resident homeless bums emerge from the backstage out onto the entrance ramp.
Sanction: “That was already three minutes!?”
Tempest: “Looks like The Crusteez are officially in the building.”
Both men are wearing their ‘battle jackets’ and ‘crust pants’ – items of clothing adorned with that many band patches that they look like a low rent NASCAR. Both men stand next to one another, feet about shoulder-width apart. Dolmeth takes a swig of the cheapest can of beer he could find in the city as Cruset lifts his fist in the air. Both men make their way down the entrance ramp; Dolmeth gradually making his way through his tinnie. Cruset decides he will be the first to enter the ring to make himself the legal man in this tag scramble. Once he reaches a vertical base, he is instantly greeted with a Superkick right into the chin! He crumbles down and rolls out to the apron, leaving Grandeza standing tall and laughing at his handy work. It’s not all sunshine and rainbows for the younger Latino, simply because Venym swoops in with anger to unfurl a furious knee to the inside of his adversary’s thigh to pop him onto the floor. Scrambling to his feet, he tags Nemisys into the contest, prompting him to enter the squared circle. Getting to a knee, he places Grandeza into a seated position and places him into Headlock. He squeezes with all of his might, causing his face to turn redder than a tomato. Tommy Tickles, tonight’s main event official, looks to see if he’ll be alright. Cruset is back in and delivers a Running Knee Strike into the face of Nemisys! As if the match wasn’t already crowded enough, the guitar riff of Rising Power by AC/DC plays in the arena stereos as a spotlight shines upon the stage. a couple seconds into the song, the two men who make up Gentlemen's Rebellion come out on the stage.
Sanction: “This match is going through quick! We already have our next team in the mix!”
Tempest: “Gentlemen’s Rebellion is in and they are ready to rumble!”
They turn to each other, both men holding out their hands for each man to grab, shaking each other hands before turning to walk towards the ring. They stop at the front of the ring, they look at each other again, this time fist bumping each other before going their own ways. Smith decides to be the one that enters the ring for now and is greeted with barreling fists from Cruset. On the outside of the ring, Dolmeth and Levi Danielson of Gentlemen’s Rebellion instantly tussle, battering one another non stop. Cruset and Smith fight it out, leaving Grandeza and Nemisys to fight in their lonesome. Both escalate to a vertical base and trade blows. Grandeza is pushed into a corner and gets lit up like the Fourth of July by means of malicious Knife Edged Chops! Magically three more minutes pass just as fast, The Herbaliser's "Who's Really The Realest?" hits the PA system and Anson Orlandelli bursts out from behind the curtain, with Russ Lehman a couple of paces behind him. Anson runs down and slides into the ring, joining the fighting and the match becomes a huge mess. Nothing but fists and bodies as far as the eye can see. Three more minutes of nonsensical and blurred fights occur, allowing Levinator and Summers to enter the fray and come into the match! Summers enters the ring, where Tim is suddenly tagged by Grandeza. The Puerto Rican hits a toe kick, causing LJ to bend forward. Just like that, the Puerto Rican hits his Flipping Piledriver “Destiny Destroyer” finisher! Everyone else is too busy to notice Tim going for the pin and suddenly…
DING DING DING!
Ramierez: "Here are your winners, Lx-Tim and Grandeza - Nueva Era Tainos!"
(Sorry for the absolutely rushed and crappy post, but time is up post extension so it's over anyway. Man, had no time recently <_< )