The lights go out in the Ticketdome and the fans cheer- anticipation running through their bodies. Suddenly...
White lights flicker in time with the drums of "No More Heroes" by The Stranglers, and images of Diamond Jack Sabbath performing various moves he's famous for display themselves on the Titantron, to impassioned booing from those who detest him. As the song kicks in, the Innovator of Anarchy himself makes his way through the curtain. He paces up and down the stage, surveying his audience for tonight, before proceeding down the ramp and towards the ring. As he walks past us, we can see a long, horrific scar down the side of his face, right next to his eye.
HANA RAMIEREZ:
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Beating Heart of the XWA...DIAMOND JACK SABBATH!
MARK SANCTION:
Well, he said he was going to be here tonight and now the Survivors' "Destroyer of Eras" is indeed on the way to the ring and...goodness, look at that scar.
MATT STEEL:
You really thought he'd come out of a match with Laurel Anne Hardy unscathed? That woman should come with a health warning.
MARK SANCTION:
Regardless, Jack emerged victorious in that match at Fool's Gold, as well as capturing the IYHWF Championship recently in Australia. Despite the battle scars and as much as it sickens me to say, he's had a successful month, and I think we're about to find out who he's got his sights on next.
MATT STEEL:
Oh, I bet I can guess.
By this point, Jack is in the middle of the ring, soaking up the boos and pure hatred of the crowd. With a microphone in his hand, he taps the top of it three times before clearing his throat very loudly into the mic. There's more booing from this. He smiles- takes nothing, this. As the booing continues, he raises the mic up properly.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
It's okay, I'll just talk over you. I'm not even talking to you lot tonight, do what you want. I came here to talk to someone else, and that person is none other than...A.J. Morales.
Cheers for the Revolution. Jack pauses, rolling his eyes. He places one hand on his hip, and waits. They can't chant forever and, well...they don't. Eventually, as it peters out, he raises the mic back up to his face.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
I know you're back there somewhere! Well, obviously, you've got a match tonight. Be a bit rubbish for everyone if you weren't! And it's a big match, isn't it! Oh, it's big because tonight, you're facing the Cleopatra of the XWA herself, the Mistress of the Survivors, Minka Carter...who I'm sure I will catch up with shortly after the match, too.
MARK SANCTION:
Jesus.
MATT STEEL:
What? Clearly they're off to talk about future tactics and such. Get your mind out the gutter, Mark.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
Big night for you, Andrew! But I'm gonna put a bit of a spanner in your works because in just a few minutes, I'm gonna call you out to this ring. Nothing too sinister, we'll just have a little chin-wag, just you and me. Feel like it's long overdue but, but...before I do that, I just wanna make something, clear, really. I wanna make it very clear why I'm calling you, of all people, out here because there's a very special reason why. I'd just like to you take a look at this for a second.
And he points to it- that scar across his face. Coupled with the goatee and greyer hair, he's beginning to look less like a wrestler and more like a Bond villain.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
Yeah. Got that last month. Hell of a match. I won, but I don't need to tell you that. Now, that's the only lasting damage she's inflicted on me. That's gonna stick with me forever and that's all well and good, but history would rather talk about the fact that I, Diamond Jack Sabbath, defeated Laurel Anne Hardy. Here was someone who came in and decided 'hey, I'm the NEW Beating Heart of the XWA' and I beat her, because she didn't understand what it would take to put me down. And I find...I find that's a bit of reoccurance with you so-called 'new era' guys. You presume. You all think you've got it figured out when in actual fact, you don't even know what you're doing.
Jack wanders across to the turnbuckle and perches himself atop of it.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
Now then, why do I take specfic issue with you, A.J. Morales? Why? What's so big and bad about you? Is it your background? No. I don't care. Is it your youth and exuberance? No it's not. Once again- I don't care. No...it's your arrogance. Your total and utter arrogance.
The fans boo on behalf of the currently-abscent Morales. Jack shrugs.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
Right. Okay- you wanna be "The Revolution", eh? That's a loaded word to use, but fine. You can use that all you want. Well I remember the days, you'd probably have been in school at the time, when I was trailblazing across this company with a group of lads and we called ourselves the Legion. WE wanted revolution too...and we were fought against. But something I've learned in recent years, and the very reason I decided to join the Survivors nearly a year ago, is something I never considered when I was part of the Legion, so I'm going to present it now to you.
He hops down off the corner turnbuckle, scratching his nose as he walks towards the rope, facing the entrance way. He could come out at any moment, Jack thinks, but he won't. He shouldn't. He should listen first.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
So lets say, A.J. Morales, that you guys fight us off. Not gonna happen, but lets picture it. You and your mates gather together and you form a plot, you beat the Survivors. Finally! Hooray! Cue dancing Ewoks and happiness, ding dong, the witch is dead. And maybe, if you're lucky, you get a good few years where you rule over the era and it's all lovely and wonderful and everyone's happy. Then one day- and it'll come, just you mark my words- one day, you come to the arena and you're about to do the same thing you normally do. Maybe you're a bit slower, a bit more beaten up than you used to be, but you do your best every single night. But as you walk into the lockerroom, you realise you don't recognise anyone anymore. Brand new faces, all dripping with hubris. You get a little tap on the shoulder, and you turn around. Some snotty little guy you've never seen in your life stands looking at you, little half-smile on his face, and he's just so pleased to tell you it's 'his time now'. But at least he's nice enough to tell you that, because everyone else in that room's looking at you like a pack of vultures, because they think the same thing and the biggest dog in the yard becomes the elephant in the room. And maybe, even, there's nastier new ones who decide to cause mayhem, and they're just younger and quicker than you. They've had time to watch everything you do. It's never going to be the 'first time' you do a move, you've hit the Liberator hundreds of thousands of times now and they know it. You're not the man you used to be, and as you look up with your face full of mud, some upstart puts his foot firmly on your chest, holds up a fist and he cries "revolution." What then, A.J? Or do you just let the revolution take it's course? Or do you fight back? I'll say something to you that I wish someone had told me all those years ago. You can fight us all you want, try to 'Bury the Survivors' as much as you bloody well like, but how are you going to save your revolution from the NEXT one? And how will you cope when the world decides to villainise you for not wanting to simply step aside? You'll look back on everything I've said tonight and realise we weren't the bad guys. You made us that way, and one day you'll find youself in a world where people treat you the same as they treat me, A.J. I am you and you are me.
MATT STEEL:
He raises a good point...
MARK SANCTION:
This isn't even remotely the same thing! The Legion tried to reanimate the place in their image!
MATT STEEL:
Oh, and these new guys aren't trying to do that?
MARK SANCTION:
Well...not in the same way, no!
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
Well, I know what I'm going to do, because I'm certainly not going to step aside, I'm NOT going to leave because you want me to. But forget about me, I'm apparently obsolete now, so lets welcome down A.J. Morales...the NEXT Diamond Jack Sabbath!
MATT STEEL:
Here we go...
[TAG TO: A.J. Morales]White lights flicker in time with the drums of "No More Heroes" by The Stranglers, and images of Diamond Jack Sabbath performing various moves he's famous for display themselves on the Titantron, to impassioned booing from those who detest him. As the song kicks in, the Innovator of Anarchy himself makes his way through the curtain. He paces up and down the stage, surveying his audience for tonight, before proceeding down the ramp and towards the ring. As he walks past us, we can see a long, horrific scar down the side of his face, right next to his eye.
HANA RAMIEREZ:
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Beating Heart of the XWA...DIAMOND JACK SABBATH!
MARK SANCTION:
Well, he said he was going to be here tonight and now the Survivors' "Destroyer of Eras" is indeed on the way to the ring and...goodness, look at that scar.
MATT STEEL:
You really thought he'd come out of a match with Laurel Anne Hardy unscathed? That woman should come with a health warning.
MARK SANCTION:
Regardless, Jack emerged victorious in that match at Fool's Gold, as well as capturing the IYHWF Championship recently in Australia. Despite the battle scars and as much as it sickens me to say, he's had a successful month, and I think we're about to find out who he's got his sights on next.
MATT STEEL:
Oh, I bet I can guess.
By this point, Jack is in the middle of the ring, soaking up the boos and pure hatred of the crowd. With a microphone in his hand, he taps the top of it three times before clearing his throat very loudly into the mic. There's more booing from this. He smiles- takes nothing, this. As the booing continues, he raises the mic up properly.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
It's okay, I'll just talk over you. I'm not even talking to you lot tonight, do what you want. I came here to talk to someone else, and that person is none other than...A.J. Morales.
Cheers for the Revolution. Jack pauses, rolling his eyes. He places one hand on his hip, and waits. They can't chant forever and, well...they don't. Eventually, as it peters out, he raises the mic back up to his face.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
I know you're back there somewhere! Well, obviously, you've got a match tonight. Be a bit rubbish for everyone if you weren't! And it's a big match, isn't it! Oh, it's big because tonight, you're facing the Cleopatra of the XWA herself, the Mistress of the Survivors, Minka Carter...who I'm sure I will catch up with shortly after the match, too.
MARK SANCTION:
Jesus.
MATT STEEL:
What? Clearly they're off to talk about future tactics and such. Get your mind out the gutter, Mark.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
Big night for you, Andrew! But I'm gonna put a bit of a spanner in your works because in just a few minutes, I'm gonna call you out to this ring. Nothing too sinister, we'll just have a little chin-wag, just you and me. Feel like it's long overdue but, but...before I do that, I just wanna make something, clear, really. I wanna make it very clear why I'm calling you, of all people, out here because there's a very special reason why. I'd just like to you take a look at this for a second.
And he points to it- that scar across his face. Coupled with the goatee and greyer hair, he's beginning to look less like a wrestler and more like a Bond villain.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
Yeah. Got that last month. Hell of a match. I won, but I don't need to tell you that. Now, that's the only lasting damage she's inflicted on me. That's gonna stick with me forever and that's all well and good, but history would rather talk about the fact that I, Diamond Jack Sabbath, defeated Laurel Anne Hardy. Here was someone who came in and decided 'hey, I'm the NEW Beating Heart of the XWA' and I beat her, because she didn't understand what it would take to put me down. And I find...I find that's a bit of reoccurance with you so-called 'new era' guys. You presume. You all think you've got it figured out when in actual fact, you don't even know what you're doing.
Jack wanders across to the turnbuckle and perches himself atop of it.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
Now then, why do I take specfic issue with you, A.J. Morales? Why? What's so big and bad about you? Is it your background? No. I don't care. Is it your youth and exuberance? No it's not. Once again- I don't care. No...it's your arrogance. Your total and utter arrogance.
The fans boo on behalf of the currently-abscent Morales. Jack shrugs.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
Right. Okay- you wanna be "The Revolution", eh? That's a loaded word to use, but fine. You can use that all you want. Well I remember the days, you'd probably have been in school at the time, when I was trailblazing across this company with a group of lads and we called ourselves the Legion. WE wanted revolution too...and we were fought against. But something I've learned in recent years, and the very reason I decided to join the Survivors nearly a year ago, is something I never considered when I was part of the Legion, so I'm going to present it now to you.
He hops down off the corner turnbuckle, scratching his nose as he walks towards the rope, facing the entrance way. He could come out at any moment, Jack thinks, but he won't. He shouldn't. He should listen first.
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
So lets say, A.J. Morales, that you guys fight us off. Not gonna happen, but lets picture it. You and your mates gather together and you form a plot, you beat the Survivors. Finally! Hooray! Cue dancing Ewoks and happiness, ding dong, the witch is dead. And maybe, if you're lucky, you get a good few years where you rule over the era and it's all lovely and wonderful and everyone's happy. Then one day- and it'll come, just you mark my words- one day, you come to the arena and you're about to do the same thing you normally do. Maybe you're a bit slower, a bit more beaten up than you used to be, but you do your best every single night. But as you walk into the lockerroom, you realise you don't recognise anyone anymore. Brand new faces, all dripping with hubris. You get a little tap on the shoulder, and you turn around. Some snotty little guy you've never seen in your life stands looking at you, little half-smile on his face, and he's just so pleased to tell you it's 'his time now'. But at least he's nice enough to tell you that, because everyone else in that room's looking at you like a pack of vultures, because they think the same thing and the biggest dog in the yard becomes the elephant in the room. And maybe, even, there's nastier new ones who decide to cause mayhem, and they're just younger and quicker than you. They've had time to watch everything you do. It's never going to be the 'first time' you do a move, you've hit the Liberator hundreds of thousands of times now and they know it. You're not the man you used to be, and as you look up with your face full of mud, some upstart puts his foot firmly on your chest, holds up a fist and he cries "revolution." What then, A.J? Or do you just let the revolution take it's course? Or do you fight back? I'll say something to you that I wish someone had told me all those years ago. You can fight us all you want, try to 'Bury the Survivors' as much as you bloody well like, but how are you going to save your revolution from the NEXT one? And how will you cope when the world decides to villainise you for not wanting to simply step aside? You'll look back on everything I've said tonight and realise we weren't the bad guys. You made us that way, and one day you'll find youself in a world where people treat you the same as they treat me, A.J. I am you and you are me.
MATT STEEL:
He raises a good point...
MARK SANCTION:
This isn't even remotely the same thing! The Legion tried to reanimate the place in their image!
MATT STEEL:
Oh, and these new guys aren't trying to do that?
MARK SANCTION:
Well...not in the same way, no!
DIAMOND JACK SABBATH:
Well, I know what I'm going to do, because I'm certainly not going to step aside, I'm NOT going to leave because you want me to. But forget about me, I'm apparently obsolete now, so lets welcome down A.J. Morales...the NEXT Diamond Jack Sabbath!
MATT STEEL:
Here we go...