District XWA: Jeannie Rose vs The Jester - ONE ON ONE!

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There will be No Demons Allowed in...


Broadcast on The Xperience and the Battleground Network
LIVE! From Ticketpro Dome, Johannesburg, South Africa (20,000 Capacity),
Theme Song: "District 9 Main Theme" by Clinton Shorter

One on One!



Jeannie Rose vs. The Jester

We open District XWA, our first ever show from South Africa, with Jeannie Rose, who has been on a roll ever since coming to the XWA, even recently defeating the "Unexplainable" Serena Maxwell. But now, with more than enough experience in wresting some of our more interesting roster members, she faces undoubtedly her biggest challenge yet. Last month, the Jester made it to the final of the Lord of the Ring Summer Tournament. Having been unsuccessful, he's going to have to work his way up the chain of the XWA Top Ten if he wants to get to the Supreme XWA Championship, and he's already in the top five right now.

The Doom Clown is coming to destroy the roster, one person at a time, and it starts with a Punk Princess...unless she can pull one out here.

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Deadline for matches is 26th September 2017 at 11:59 Eastern Standard Time.
Voting will start at this time and conclude on 6th October 2017 at 11:59 Eastern Standard Time.
[CST is one hour earlier. GMT is five hours later.]

[jeannie rose]

The lights in the arena go dark as a maniacal laugh fills the arena. The laughter slowly fades as the drums begin for ‘Archangel’, purple and white lights flash along with the beat as the music continues to build. Just as the crescendo and the vocals begin a single purple spotlight hits the top of the stage to illuminate Jester with his trademark twisted grin. Jester saunters down the ramp, ignoring the cries from the fans for high fives, never letting the smile fade from his face or taking his eyes off the ring/opponent. He rolls under the bottom rope and makes his way to the nearest turnbuckle and puts one foot up as if to climb the buckle before just hopping up and sitting down on the top turnbuckle to stare at his opponent/the ref with a sickening smile plastered on his face and an evil look in his eye.

Matt: it's a little early for Halloween an't it,
Mark: well it's probably always Halloween for jester
so than some wacky circus music plays? The crowd wonders who might be coming out. the rain of pixie dust signals the arrival of everyone's favorite wrestling princess.

Jeannie drives to the ring in a little clown car and pops out dressed like Harley Quinn. she dances around playing with a giant cartoony mallet then
she waves to jester "hey there mister J want do you want to kill the batman?"
The ref tries to get Harley Jeannie to surrender her hammer with her playfully hiding it behind her back. jester giggles amused watching in the corner

Matt: well looks like the circus is in town
Mark: this should be interesting

Jeannie skips over to the jester and gives him a hug. the confused clown pushes her off and goes to clothesline her.
Jeannie ducks and rolls under him she sticks out her tongue at him.

Jester tries to get Jeannie again she slides between his legs to get away again.

Jeannie: missed me missed me now you got to kiss me! partially amused and partially annoyed the scary clown tries to catch the speedy princess. Jeannie ducks out of the ring jester follows and chases her in circles around the ring.

Matt: Jeannie sure is bouncy she's all over the place.
Mark: true Jeannie's quickness makes her hard to catch plus her crazy behavior makes it hard to guess what she's up too.

after a few laps, Jeannie slides back into the ring and bounces off the ropes launching herself at jester as he got in the ring. the surprise crossbody leads to an early pin attempt.

but it doesn't take much effort for the jester to toss the pint-sized blonde off of him. he then waves his finger at her telling her, no no it won't be that easy.

jeannie smiles hops to her feet ready try again. the rush at toward each other. Jeannie tries her sliding escape again but this time she gets caught by the shorts. in a clowning mood, jester pulls Jeannie up by the seat of her pants and gives her an atomic wedgie.

Jeannie squeals hoping around and tires to deal with her shorts problem. Jester seeing the chance to get ahold of the bouncing blonde and keep her still puts her in a headlock. jeannie steps on his foot to get him to let go.

Jester decides to pay Jeannie back stepping on her toes. Jeannie comically hopes around holding her foot. jester goes to whip Jeannie across the ring she slides under the ropes then plays hide and seek ducking under the ring.

Jester flows Jeannie out of the ring and looks to see where she disappeared to. jeannie pops out from under the ring on the other side.

she gets back into the ring and runs across sliding into jester with a baseball slide dropkick. she then summersaults over the ropes on top of him. Jeannie tries to pick him up and toss him back in the then ring. but jester shoves her off. Jeannie then runs into a big boot from Jester.

who then tosses her back in the ring. Jeannie tries to kick free as Jester tries to tie her up in a hold. Jeannie pushes him off into the ref. Jeannie decides it's time for some clowning around then and rolls out of the ring to her clown car.

Matt: what's she up to
Mark: hard to tell with Jeannie sometimes
she gets a surprise for jester out or the clown car a pie in the face. he stumbles back blinded by the pie in his eyes and Jeannie gets giant hammer kabong and wacks him with it.

Jeannie sees the ref getting up and hides the hammer then pins jester. 1,2,3.
Matt: wait did that just happen?
Mark: yes Jeannie just used a pie and giant toy hammer to win a match.best just to enjoy Jeannie's wacky antics then try and make sense out of them.

Hana: here is your winner the punk princess Jeannie Rose!
Jeannie smiles and dances around happy she then gets in her little clown car and does a victory lap around the ring before driving it back out the arena. the crowd cheers and laughs.