Xtreme Cruiselines are holding fifteen hundred people hustling and bustling enjoying their time. None can be enjoying things more than Bob the Confidant and the man monster he manages The Tarmogoyf. Both walking from down the bowels of the ship with kids running out the way as The Eater of Days proves to be a scary sight. Bob laughs in his oh so menacing way. Referee Kirk Samson trolls the hallway and this normally would incite any holder of the Hardcore Championship Belt to be on their guard. Since it is a monster such as The Tarmogoyf as champ, he believes he doesn’t need much worry at any one posing a threat. Enter The Lynx! He rampages through the a door and tackles through The Eater of Days through another door across the hallway, slamming him down hard into the ground. Bob the Confidant looks on in shock as he can’t believe someone would dare attack him unawares. The commentary team clicks the PA system of the ship and the television screens posted in each area turns on to show everyone what is in progress.
Chris: If you are just joining us, a Hardcore challenge has just been served!
Joe: Forced down his throat is more the like. The Lynx has thrown the gauntlet and is looking to add a second championship run to his name in XWA.
Chris: The Lynx is mounting himself atop Goyf there and is just pounding away! I have never seen such ferocity!
Joe: This is something you know fans are really going to love. Two monsters like these are going to tear each other to shreds!
The Lynx continues on his rampaging attack popping The Tarmogoyf’s masked face with blunt force blows with his ham sized fists. Suddenly Bob the Confidant comes in smashing a steel chair across The Nightmare Incarnate’s back...which does nothing! Well can’t really say it does nothing, as it manages to just anger the three hundred fifty pound monster who slowly rises to his feet and dramatically turns around intimidating the overly proud manager. The Lynx smacks the steel chair with ease out of Bob’s hands and wraps the neck in a vice like grip, more than ready to drag him down to the very depths of the deep. The Tarmogoyf saves his manager just in time by clocking Lynx with a clubbing blow across his back. He drops Bob and ends up getting grabbed from around the waist. The Eater of Days proves how monstrous he can be by easily lifting the behemoth from the ground, German Suplexing him down into the ground.
Chris: That’s going to leave a mark! The Hardcore Champion has got the upper hand. All Goyf has to do is beat Lynx down hard enough to discourage him from going after him.
Joe: That’s right everyone. Since it is still twenty four seven rules, The Tarmogoyf doesn’t need to pin Lynx at all since he is the defending champion. As long as he gets out with that title, that belt isn’t going to anybody else.
Chris: I don’t think that just leaving to hold the belt is Tarmogoyf’s style. I’d say he is going to nearly kill this other monster off just to prove a point as well that he is the true monster of the XWA here.
Joe: Don’t forget the fact that Lynx might be letting off more steam as well since he lost the Television Championship to Adam Fenric. So this might just be a classic case in an Irresistible Force coming across an Immovable Object.
The Tarmogoyf gets up and looms over his monstrous opposite where The Lynx simply sits up as if nothing has happened. The Eater of Days gives a really hard kick to Lynx’s chest knocking him back down. The Underworld’s Greatest Gift waits a couple seconds to just pop back up to a seated position like nothing happened once again. The Tarmogoyf is seriously annoyed and walks over to a wall in the room where emergency glass panes rest against it. Grabbing one of the glass panes he raises it up ready to smash it over The Lynx, but The Architect of Destruction is already up and Headbutts through the glass and connect across the masked face of his opponent with the strong head attack! The Man Monster is startled but not taken aback from the attack and he follows up by thrusting a strong uppercut into the jaw of The Lynx. The challenger to the Hardcore Championship comes back at him with a big time Overhead Right Strike. Both monsters strike back and forth with one another, smashing evil hands with evil hands tearing one another apart. They lock on with one another, rocking each other against the walls. They continue trying to whip one another to the ground and it is not a pretty sight. It is just gritty and cruel smashing against walls, glass and any chair and table that gets in the way.
Chris: Neither one is letting up! They are out to destroy each other now!
Joe: They might just do it to! If they go really really hardcore I think either man will make it out alive!
Chris: The Tarmogoyf got some Knee Lifts in there now. Wait...is that a Sledge Hammer he is grabbing?!
The Man Monster takes the Sledge Hammer he just grabbed and drives it into the sternum of his opponent! The Lynx stutters in his step absorbing the pain and The Eater of Days once again strikes the mighty Sledge Hammer against The Lynx, this time into his right arm making sure he doesn’t have as much strength to try and outmuscle him down the stretch. In a blink of an eye when The Tarmogoyf raises up the Sledge Hammer, The Architect of Destruction surprises his opponent with a Yakuza Kick to the stomach having him stumble back and lie against the wall. Getting himself into a three point stance, The Lynx preps himself to take his opponent down to bits. This is hindered almost immediately as Bob the Confidant runs and jumps on top of the back of The Nightmare Incarnate. He latches on for dear life to ensure his pet monster doesn’t come into harm’s way. The Lynx tries to shake Bob off but he won’t fly off, so The Underworld’s Greatest Gift goes backwards to smack him into the wall behind him! Now that Bob the Confidant is off he is more than ready to take his opponent out and become the new champion...but not before The Tarmogoyf comes in like a madman with an oar that was hanging from the wall and smacks it across his opponent’s throat, which makes the oar snap in half immediately on impact!
Chris: The Lynx just took a serious blow! He looks like he’s about to cough up a lung!
Joe: The Tarmogoyf may have just just extended his championship run with that attack. One more really big attack and The Lynx might be down for good!
The Nightmare Incarnate continues coughing and The Tarmogoyf drops down to a linebacker's three-point stance, licking his lips at the smell of fresh meat, then explodes toward The Lynx..getting a Big Boot to the masked face instead of getting his Doom Blade finisher! The Lynx stomps on Bob the Confidant’s leg, making sure he stays down so he doesn’t get in his way anymore. With that done, he puts himself into a three point stance and licks his lips, but a Doom Blade isn’t what this particular monster has in mind. Instead he rushes at The Eater of Days and Spears his opponent right through the mother freakin’ wall into the next room! Fans and staff run out from the area, frightened from being caught unawares from this moment. The Underworld’s Greatest Gift slowly gets up and pulls The Tarmogoyf up as well by the mask. He lifts and flips his opponent upside down and The Lynx unleashes his finisher: his three hundred sixty degree Spin Out Piledriver directly into the floor! Kirk Samson is at the ready and The Lynx drops down to pin his monster opponent.
Chris: New Champion! The Lynx just took the Hardcore Championship from The Tarmogoyf.
Joe: Holy crap! It was bad enough thinking that we had a monster champion with The Tarmogoyf. But now The Lynx is the one with that belt? Scaaary thought.
The Lynx is handed the Hardcore Championship Belt and storms out the area. Bob the Confidant limps over the monster he manages looking to see if he is okay but he looks to be all out of it. The championship match closes out to whatever moment happens next.