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Broadcast on The Xperience and the Battleground Network
LIVE! From Xtreme Cruiselines (1,500 Capacity),
Theme Song: "I'm On A Boat" by Lonely Island Feat. T-Pain
The Main Event:
XWA Tag Team Championship
No Disqualifications!

Neuva Era Tainos (Lx-Tim/Grandeza) vs Layton & Fenric (Emery Layton/Adam Fenric) w/Amy Taylor
Lx-Tim is King of the Castle. Supreme XWA Champion, Hardcore Champion, main event star. The one thing he didn't do last month was capture the Tag Team Championships which were instead won by Layton & Fenric. Since then, the mismatched duo have gone on to become clients of Amy Taylor, who now joins them at ringside. Now, Tim gets a chance to correct to the one blemish on his April with the help of his cousin Grandeza as he takes on the high-flying Worst of the Pavees and the technical Plague Doctor in their first defense of the Tag Team titles and the best part? it's No DQ!
Two forces fighting to rule the world from different sides of the XWA- who walks out as XWA Tag Team Champions? Also, yes. Emery will be dressed as a pirate.
One On One!

Laurel Anne Hardy vs. Joey Miles
A name that may be familiar to some of you, Joey Miles makes a return to the XWA for one night only. Originally scheduled to face off against the "Lethal Lackeen" Emery Layton, it appears that backstage meddling (we're not saying it was the Survivors but...) has lead to the plans changing. Now, Joey takes on the Final Boss of the XWA, who returns after a month away from Supershows and Massacre.
Clearly someone back there feels Miles could be the answer to the "Laurel Anne Hardy Problem". The former Two-Worlds star wants the wrestling world to know he's not a joke? Here's your chance, Joey.
One On One!

The Lynx vs. Michael Swift
It's official! Next month, in our main event at XWA: BAKA GAJIN in Japan, Michael Swift will cash in his LOTR opportunity to face off with Supreme XWA Champion Lx-Tim. But before he gets there, he's gonna have to go through another champion. Recently beating rising stars like Austin Carter and Adam Fenric, the Lynx has been on the warpath, becoming your current XWA Television Champion in the process.
Can Smith stand the test? Or is the Underworld's Greatest Gift too much for the Lord of the Ring?
Opening Match!

Axel Fox vs Terrance Ainley
We're on a motherfucking boat, and we open our show with a heck of a match. Terrance Ainley made it to a Supershow- hooray! Bad news is he's got to contend with a debuting and hungry Axel Fox, a technical powerhouse from Sweden who made his name in Japan and has now come to the XWA to try and top his success there.
XWA On A Boat opens in style- don't miss it for the world!
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Deadline for matches is 21st May 2017 at 11:59 Eastern Standard Time.
Voting will start at this time and conclude on 27th May 2017 at 11:59 Eastern Standard Time.
[CST is one hour earlier. GMT is five hours later.]

Broadcast on The Xperience and the Battleground Network
LIVE! From Xtreme Cruiselines (1,500 Capacity),
Theme Song: "I'm On A Boat" by Lonely Island Feat. T-Pain
The Main Event:
XWA Tag Team Championship
No Disqualifications!

Neuva Era Tainos (Lx-Tim/Grandeza) vs Layton & Fenric (Emery Layton/Adam Fenric) w/Amy Taylor
Lx-Tim is King of the Castle. Supreme XWA Champion, Hardcore Champion, main event star. The one thing he didn't do last month was capture the Tag Team Championships which were instead won by Layton & Fenric. Since then, the mismatched duo have gone on to become clients of Amy Taylor, who now joins them at ringside. Now, Tim gets a chance to correct to the one blemish on his April with the help of his cousin Grandeza as he takes on the high-flying Worst of the Pavees and the technical Plague Doctor in their first defense of the Tag Team titles and the best part? it's No DQ!
Two forces fighting to rule the world from different sides of the XWA- who walks out as XWA Tag Team Champions? Also, yes. Emery will be dressed as a pirate.
One On One!

Laurel Anne Hardy vs. Joey Miles
A name that may be familiar to some of you, Joey Miles makes a return to the XWA for one night only. Originally scheduled to face off against the "Lethal Lackeen" Emery Layton, it appears that backstage meddling (we're not saying it was the Survivors but...) has lead to the plans changing. Now, Joey takes on the Final Boss of the XWA, who returns after a month away from Supershows and Massacre.
Clearly someone back there feels Miles could be the answer to the "Laurel Anne Hardy Problem". The former Two-Worlds star wants the wrestling world to know he's not a joke? Here's your chance, Joey.
One On One!

The Lynx vs. Michael Swift
It's official! Next month, in our main event at XWA: BAKA GAJIN in Japan, Michael Swift will cash in his LOTR opportunity to face off with Supreme XWA Champion Lx-Tim. But before he gets there, he's gonna have to go through another champion. Recently beating rising stars like Austin Carter and Adam Fenric, the Lynx has been on the warpath, becoming your current XWA Television Champion in the process.
Can Smith stand the test? Or is the Underworld's Greatest Gift too much for the Lord of the Ring?
Opening Match!

Axel Fox vs Terrance Ainley
We're on a motherfucking boat, and we open our show with a heck of a match. Terrance Ainley made it to a Supershow- hooray! Bad news is he's got to contend with a debuting and hungry Axel Fox, a technical powerhouse from Sweden who made his name in Japan and has now come to the XWA to try and top his success there.
XWA On A Boat opens in style- don't miss it for the world!
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Deadline for matches is 21st May 2017 at 11:59 Eastern Standard Time.
Voting will start at this time and conclude on 27th May 2017 at 11:59 Eastern Standard Time.
[CST is one hour earlier. GMT is five hours later.]